Monday, June 6, 2011

Tabs

"Tabs: Why do they just stick up like that?"

Pencil Sharpening

"I'm Caryl Fonescu. Is there a way to sharpen pencils without turning them?" I'll be interviewing master woodworker Norm Abram to learn if it's even possible."

Pen Cups

"Nobody seems to be using cups to hold pens on their desks, yet this could save untold amounts of minor frustration. I'm Jim Lubesch, and I ask the tough question: how much is your time — and desk space — worth?" It's a Midlands 5 morning next!

Miniature Golf

Mini golf, major migraines. An investigative report by Marcos Gutierrez that you wont want to miss.

Ballet

Ballerinas: delicate nymphs of grace, or hell-spawned demon spoor. We'll be taking calls this next hour, so be ready to voice your opinion.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Airport Security

"Have you been thinking about bringing a dangerous weapon onto an airplane? Bet you didn't know that there may be serious consequences. Find out the easy way by watching Traveltastic, next."

Computer Love

"Could your computer’s blazing fast processor ignite your next romance? I'm Tegan Dart, and I'll tell you how the inside of your computer could help you get inside her pants. Tech Love, in the next half-hour."

"Gosh Tegan. I always thought the spoiler on my Tercel was enough."

"Oh, Jim, that's only the first step."

Picture Frames

"Picture frames: are your loved ones framing you? How to protect yourself, up next, on Securitimes."